Amazing race here I come

Delayed 3 hours leaving Kenya.
Longest security check in Paris. With a 45 minute layover. Strollers were flying. 
15 minutes late and see a Delta plane leaving. 
Last person to board last Delta plane in France.
Wake up in California to a snowstorm in Denver with a cancelled flight.
On phone with United for 25 minutes.
Flight from Lax to Louisville.
Call cabby.
He's there before my luggage is packed.
Stop for natural gas.  Fueling is universal for cab drivers picking me.
Three cards didn't work.
Used my card.
On the road again.
Prepared to battle at LAX.  What a trip.